Christy's big vocabulary.

Jocularity? That's cute christy. I'm glad you've been using the vocab book I gave you. It helped me a great deal when I was in the 7th grade. I think you have some much unused intellectual potential. You could run for office some day. Like principals office, or dentist's office, or even librarians office, as a secretary or maid. So I really want to encourage you to keep working on those big, hard words. and yes, I said big and hard.

To my e-world fans and friends,
Im sorry if you were offended by the video in which I appeared topless. To be honest, I didn't know it was going to be online. I had made it for myself. It was meant to be a private video. Something for me. And it got exploited. and it was a crushing blow to my tremedous ego.
But you have to admit, my tits leave little to be desired.

And in honor of our south american fan base, I have this video for your viewing pleasure, and yes, I am emphasizing PLEASURE.